this is like that time i realized [revelation]

I have a list somewhere of things I have realized that make me see other things differently. I tend to remember them whenever I re-experience the sensation they gave me. The feeling of having my mind blown, dejection, hilarity, affirmation, wonderment, what have you. All-around, though, the feeling is clarity.

I think that list is in a box in my parents’ basement. Hardly the cloud. So here we go, startin fresh:

  1. This is like that time I realized the Soviets won WWII.
  2. This is like that time I realized Casey Kasem played Shaggy on Scooby Doo.
  3. This is like that time I realized the lowest bill you can tip a stripper in Canada is $5.
  4. This is like that time I realized what “cotton-pickin” means.

etc.

I will try to remember some of the other amazing things I have realized, but it’ll be slow going. The reason I started this blog is that my memory sucks.

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